When we look through the lens of our Unitarian Universalist values, we might discover insights in the strangest places. H. P. Lovecraft’s short story “The Hound” is a great example. What meaningful life lessons can we learn from a tale of decadent graverobbers (other than not to be one)? Randy Partain is a candidate for the Unitarian Universalist ministry. He is also the founding minister of the Church of Cosmic Indifference, a Cosmicist Humanist virtual church that merges Lovecraftian fiction of the Cthulhu Mythos with Humanist values. And, yes, he knows just how bizarre that is.